[Lurker]

You have no idea just how badly I want this punk-ass b**** to put his money where his chest cavity is.

[The Comedian]

You have no idea just how badly I want this punk-ass b**** to put his money where his chest cavity is.

Oh yes I do.

You and I would be racing each other to the 500 yard marker, diving and sliding into position like baseball players trying to reach 3rd base.

And then arguing about who gets to choose the taxidermist.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.