Oh, now that is precious! One of the nice things about winter is, once again, seeing the pretty graphics at Amy’s Place with the falling snow. I love it!
I managed to get some annoying malware on my computer and am having an awful time getting rid of it. Finally, after fighting it all day, JK found a website that has a malware remove program. I have downloaded it and it is currently scanning my hard drives. It has located “7 infected objects”. I am hoping, once the scan is complete, it will remove them and I will be malware free. This has been a real pain to deal with. :-(
Hi Lori, nice to see you this morning. Sorry your ‘puter’ is sick and hope it recovers quickly. I am running mighty slow on FR this morning. Its been slow in getting my replies to go through!
I agree on that beautiful opening this morning. The softly falling snow calms the mind, doesn’t it?
See you later! (((Hugs)))
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Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man, that's interesting - I'm a woman!
WOW, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!
But you're still at fault ... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches.
Don't mess with them.
Hope you got rid of the malware - did you download "Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware program? I use that and PC Matic together (thanks to lonestar!) and it really seems to do a good job in addition to regular virus program.