[JRandomFreeper]

You know, even if it was Constitutional, and it's not, I wouldn't investigate this. I would see NOTHING. Nope. I'm not shaking any packages, opening any packages or examining any packages that contain hundreds of tarantulas. Nothing to see here, boss, move along.

Shivvvver.

/johnny

[Oshkalaboomboom]

Why are tarantulas banned in the US? They are harmless to humans, do they take over habitats?

[OneWingedShark]

Agreed.
The only way it could be worse is if they were Zombie Spiders...