Feminists Declare Unibrow Unity in 'Decembrow'

AOLNEWS.Com ^ | 12/9/2010

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Grizzled Bear]

In fact, some women in Tajikistan whose brows aren't bushy enough are resorting to herbal remedies or eyebrow pencils in order to get up to a socially acceptable level.

I never thought I would ever read this sentence in a non satirical article!

[Slings and Arrows]

Their music goes really well with cabbage rolls....

Mmmm mmmm good!

[metmom]

That's because this month has been declared "Decembrow" by the feminist-oriented website Feministing, and women are encouraged to grow out their eyebrows to the point where they connect in the middle.

How do they expect people who aren't like them to force their eyebrows to grow together?

[paulycy]

Feminists.... unite!

[coop71]

I couldn’t grow a unibrow if I rubbed my forehead with Rogaine twice a day. Just can’t happen with my genes.

[BykrBayb]

Ewwww! Which month have they set aside for armpit braiding?

[metmom]

Same here.

[mylife]

"Born in Decembrow"

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Oh, fer Pete’s Sake! The high school boys that work for me have ‘No Shave November.’ They look like mangy dogs by the end of the month.

How about if I just not shave my legs for a week? Is that enough for the cause, ‘Sistahs?’ LOL!

[metmom]

I’d get a lot further along with that than trying to grow out non-existent eyebrows.

[TheOldLady]

Oh, for pity’s sake. You have to give them credit for being able to come up with so many ways to make a mockery of whatever cause they’re espousing, and to make utter fools of themselves in the bargain.

[TheOldLady]

Obviously squirrel visors are an exception.

Gee, thanks! For a minute there I thought I'd have to look like Groucho again.

[Daffynition]

fail.

[JRios1968]

[wyokostur]