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Paris Hilton Evacuated After Knife Found On Plane
AP via CBSLocal.com ^ | 12/21/2010 | AP

Posted on 12/21/2010 2:08:53 PM PST by Cementjungle

LOS ANGELES (AP) — It was a scary moment for Paris Hilton: A knife on a Hawaii-bound jetliner delayed her flight out of Los Angeles.

Hilton posted two tweets Tuesday about how she and 203 other passengers aboard a Delta Air Lines Boeing 757 were ordered off before takeoff at Los Angeles International Airport. Flight 1197, which also had a crew of eight, was heading for Maui.

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KEYWORDS: colonic; parishilton; tsa; tsapervs
It turned out to be a knife left behind by the catering crew (in the first class cabin, no doubt). I sure hope this wasn't too traumatic for poor Paris.
1 posted on 12/21/2010 2:09:00 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle

That was not a knife in my pocket I was just happy to see her. :O)


2 posted on 12/21/2010 2:09:47 PM PST by library user (Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're lazy.)
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To: Cementjungle
That's hot sharp...
3 posted on 12/21/2010 2:10:20 PM PST by steveo (I wish you a Merry Christmas! And a happy gnu ear!)
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To: Cementjungle

Evacuated? As in lost bowel control?


4 posted on 12/21/2010 2:10:52 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 698 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Cementjungle

That had to be terrifying. Poor thing.


5 posted on 12/21/2010 2:11:01 PM PST by lp boonie (Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment)
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To: steveo

That’s a long flight. What do you suppose she thinks about?


6 posted on 12/21/2010 2:11:26 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Cementjungle

I initially thought this was a thread about a hotel in france.


7 posted on 12/21/2010 2:12:27 PM PST by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: massgopguy

Thinks?


8 posted on 12/21/2010 2:12:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Cementjungle

She flies commercial? What a poser.


9 posted on 12/21/2010 2:12:59 PM PST by DManA
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To: Cementjungle

You’d think she’d be used to the knife by now...


10 posted on 12/21/2010 2:13:01 PM PST by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: JohnBrowdie

I think that every time I see a story about this bimbo.


11 posted on 12/21/2010 2:13:33 PM PST by DManA
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To: Cementjungle

You mean she chit herself?????????


12 posted on 12/21/2010 2:13:46 PM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Skin-color counters are bigots!!!!!!!!!!....(thanks paulycy))
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To: Cementjungle

Hell, her vaginosis could have killed every one on board!


13 posted on 12/21/2010 2:13:46 PM PST by Doc Savage (Stay Thirsty My Friend!!)
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To: Cementjungle

TTIBWP

*BETTER

;-)


14 posted on 12/21/2010 2:14:02 PM PST by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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To: Cementjungle

I’m baffled as to why she would lower herself to take a commercial flight in the first place. Are things with the economy really that bad out there?


15 posted on 12/21/2010 2:14:08 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle

You all wouldn’t be laughing if she had been flying to meet you!


16 posted on 12/21/2010 2:15:45 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Cementjungle

What a nation of sissies we have become, afraid of a little knife. I always used to carry my Swiss Army Knife on-board, to fight off the Muslim terrorists if need be. Now, everyone’s quivering and cowering, and I won’t fly anymore in this “brave new world.”


17 posted on 12/21/2010 2:16:55 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Cementjungle
Who had to evacuate their self from Paris Hilton?
18 posted on 12/21/2010 2:17:18 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Vote like Obama is on the ballot)
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To: Cementjungle
Many airports do not require airport employee's to go through security coming to work.

So, it should be no surprise that a knife is found aboard an aircraft left behind by the cleaning crew.

The brilliant minds that are in charge of protecting the nation from terrorist attacks figure that because they are not flying out on the aircraft they are no threat.

See, told ya they are just simply brilliant.

19 posted on 12/21/2010 2:17:55 PM PST by Captain7seas (FIRE JANE LUBCHENCO FROM NOAA)
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To: Cementjungle
I stupidly forgot to leave my pocket knife at home last year when flying down to Florida, and the crack TSA staff also missed it; so it's a good thing Ms. Hilton wasn't on that flight. (Although no one really knew about it.) I mailed the knife home to myself.

ML/NJ

20 posted on 12/21/2010 2:18:40 PM PST by ml/nj
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To: JohnBrowdie

I wondered that too. Such a potentially confusing title.


21 posted on 12/21/2010 2:19:55 PM PST by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: Borax Queen
What a nation of sissies we have become, afraid of a little knife. I always used to carry my Swiss Army Knife on-board, to fight off the Muslim terrorists if need be. Now, everyone’s quivering and cowering, and I won’t fly anymore in this “brave new world.”

When I was a kid I used to go to summer camp up in Maine. It was considered "cool" for the campers to own their own axes for chopping firewood. I used to carry mine onto the plane with me without any problem.

I guess that wouldn't work too well these days.

22 posted on 12/21/2010 2:21:28 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: massgopguy
That’s a long flight. What do you suppose she thinks about?

My guess is:


23 posted on 12/21/2010 2:22:14 PM PST by steveo (I wish you a Merry Christmas! And a happy gnu ear!)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

I wondered that too. As I posted earlier, such a potentially confusing title.


24 posted on 12/21/2010 2:22:21 PM PST by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: Cementjungle
thats hot . . ▲
25 posted on 12/21/2010 2:24:38 PM PST by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: Cementjungle

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/lovely.wav


26 posted on 12/21/2010 2:25:11 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: Cementjungle

Couldn’t they just pack the knife away in a safe spot and fly the plane to its destination?


27 posted on 12/21/2010 2:25:11 PM PST by Tax-chick (Grace to you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.)
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To: Doc Savage

did you know her nickname is “Wonky McValtrex”?
the Wonky part is one of eyes/eyelids that either droop or slightly wander,the rest i’m sure you can figure out on your own.


28 posted on 12/21/2010 2:26:02 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT ( JC Webster's fav words: "the boiling pits of sewage" roflmao)
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To: Doc Savage

did you know her nickname is “Wonky McValtrex”?
the Wonky part is one of eyes/eyelids that either droop or slightly wander,the rest i’m sure you can figure out on your own.


29 posted on 12/21/2010 2:26:28 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT ( JC Webster's fav words: "the boiling pits of sewage" roflmao)
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To: Cementjungle

A little before 9/11, I was going through security, removed my Buck Ultralight lock blade serrated 3” blade knife from my pocket and placed it in the hand of the gate security guy, walked through X-ray and retrieved my Buck Ultralight lock blade serrated 3” blade knife from the hand of the same security guy. A few years later, a TSA guy confiscated a 2mm Allen wrench from my bag.

I typically either mail a pocketknife to my destination or purchase a cheap one upon arrival.


30 posted on 12/21/2010 2:26:51 PM PST by cyclotic (Boy Scouts-Developing Leaders in a World of Followers.)
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To: stayathomemom

Yes, the headline sounds like she was particularly threatened or under greater danger than others. Does not seem to be the case.


31 posted on 12/21/2010 2:29:26 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: Cementjungle

Wow! No, I suppose not, for the non-Muslims anyway...


32 posted on 12/21/2010 2:29:33 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Cementjungle

Was Hilton the only one on the airplane?


33 posted on 12/21/2010 2:29:59 PM PST by Realman30 ("I've already made a donation to Haiti. It's called taxes". . . . El Rushbo.)
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To: Borax Queen
I recently few from Houston to Las Vegas and back with a 4” pocket knife in my purse. It wasn't intentional, I just forgot it was there and the screeners didn't see it. No telling what they would have done to me if they had found it.
34 posted on 12/21/2010 2:30:15 PM PST by Ditter
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To: cyclotic
I typically either mail a pocketknife to my destination or purchase a cheap one upon arrival

Yep. My wife usually forgets to leave her nail clippers at home. It's usually around 50/50 odds as to whether it will be found/taken away by TSA.

35 posted on 12/21/2010 2:30:31 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Realman30
Was Hilton the only one on the airplane?

Apparantly the only one newsworthy enough for the MSM to report on.

36 posted on 12/21/2010 2:32:27 PM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle

Yeah, like a knife can destroy an entire aircraft.


37 posted on 12/21/2010 2:38:59 PM PST by calex59
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To: Cementjungle
I’m baffled as to why she would lower herself to take a commercial flight in the first place. Are things with the economy really that bad out there?

=====================================

According to a report, Paris was slumming, she wanted to see how the other half lived.

38 posted on 12/21/2010 2:39:20 PM PST by Realman30 ("I've already made a donation to Haiti. It's called taxes". . . . El Rushbo.)
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To: Cementjungle

It was a ruse so that authorities could disinfect her seat.


39 posted on 12/21/2010 2:45:19 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: NEMDF

It also sounded like it could have involved an enema.


40 posted on 12/21/2010 2:46:02 PM PST by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)
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To: Ditter

No kidding... full body slam, radiation, AND strip search!!


41 posted on 12/21/2010 2:51:37 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Cementjungle

From whose colon?


42 posted on 12/21/2010 2:52:52 PM PST by Cyman
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To: JohnBrowdie

I initially thought this was a thread about a hotel in france.

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So did I. And that those in the Paris Hilton were evacuated. Like through the back door.

New Headline: PARIS HILTON EVACUATED OUT THE BACK DOOR AFTER KNIFE IS FOUND


43 posted on 12/21/2010 2:54:47 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Yeah...what you said


44 posted on 12/21/2010 3:10:35 PM PST by Uriah
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To: massgopguy
What do you suppose she thinks about?

She thinks about one percent of the time.

45 posted on 12/21/2010 3:25:30 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree ( Obama joined the Tea Party. His favorite brand: Constant Commie.)
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