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Twas the night before Christmas
and in The White House,
Obama was scheming,
that liberal louse.

Muslim Crescent moons
were all hung round with care,
on, “Holiday Trees,” since no one thought Christmas
or even to dare.

Michelle was upstairs
all tucked in her bed
with visions of obese kiddies
dancing in her head.

The kids tucked away
and her mom in napsack,
and the illegal aunt who was seeking amnesty
from her nephew that rat.

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter,
Obama jumped up to see
what was the matter.

Away to the window
he ran like on court,
remembering twelve stitches
and an elbow of sort.

He looked to the East
thinking Allah had called
and found nothing there
so this lefty was appalled.

When what to his liberal eyes
did appear
but thousands of people
angered, they jeered,

“we’re sick of your ways
and tired of the mess
you’ve made of our country
the pain, the duress.

We told you not once
but thousands of times
we will not stand still
for your freedom robbing crimes.”

He looked past them all
as if to ignore and yawned
and stretched because they
to him were a bore.

He thought to himself
in his arrogant way,
“these people are stupid
I wish they would stray,

from this thought that their voice
means anything more
than a mouse in a cupboard
or scampering on the floor.”

He started to turn
from the window with haste
to practice his golf swing
which we all know is a waste.

But something traveling
way up in the sky
caught his attention
and the look of his eye.

It was a star in the East
coming quickly at first
then landing before him
it brilliantly burst.

And there with the thousands
who came to protest,
stood three shining figures
in different dress.

As the light then grew dim
so Obama could see,
he knew all at once
the identity of the three.

Before him along
with the angry all in accord,
stood men from the past
whose example he’d ignored.

For there on the lawn
and joining the protest,
were Lincoln, Washington and Reagan
three of our best.

The crowd stood in awe
as they saw this great sight
and all knew at once
these men knew their plight.

Of fighting for freedom
and all of our rights,
no matter the obstacles
or the enemies might.

Obama just stood there
shaking his head,
speaking before them
he said, “you’re ideals are all dead.

This land is so flawed
it must now be changed
and anyone thinking other wise
is completely deranged.”

The three bowed their heads
and beginning to shake
stood tall and proud
as the ground started to quake.

Washington spoke first
as Obama piped down,
“listen to me
you liberal clown!

You think you’re all knowing
but if the truth must be told,
you’re a disgrace to the powerful
office you hold.”

Then Lincoln chimed in
a voice strong and clear,
”and the freedoms you hate
these thousands hold dear.

you’re socialist ways
are what caused the people to muster
because freedom is what makes
America prosper.”

Now Ronnie stepped forth
with a twinkle in his eye
as he looked at Obama
and gave a great sigh.

“Listen here you cannot force
the people to bow
to any government
ran by the liberal sacred cow,

of taxing and spending
until we are all broke,
and stealing their money
until they are choked.”

The people all cheered
at the voice of the three
and they cried out in one,
“Obama we are free!

Free to live our lives
just as we choose
without your involvement
or your charity ruse.

Then Ronnie spoke again
in like manner,
”Obama it’s their voice
and will that’s the banner,

of this Nation served
before you by each of us three,
and nothing you do
can stop liberties tree,

from growing and spreading
the wonderful hope,
that America is free
and trust the people you dope.”

Then with his mouth opened wide
in complete disbelief
Obama thought it over
and he would get some relief.

But we people yelled out
in a rousing loud chorus,
with Ronnie and George
and Abraham before us.

“Merry Christmas to you
for it is we who have clout,
to remove you from office
for in two years, you’re OUT!”

Ken Taylor The Liberal Lie, The Conservative Truth