of copper and lead,
Taxman receives my curse
upon his head"
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
*ping*
Maria Campina, a well-known witch in Romania, said the legislation would have been difficult to execute because of the erratic nature of the business. But some suspect lawmakers were afraid of curses being placed upon them by the witches and Gypsy fortune tellers.
Geez, pennie, like you couldn’t have pinged me this a few minutes earlier, lol! I just got back from paying the property taxes and sure could have used the pointers. All I did was mumble @#^&%^@# under my breath. I’m all out of mandrake but have plenty of chili powder and garlic that would have been just as effective, don’cha think.
Oh! Get this! Was on the phone this morning trying to get the credit card company to lower the interest rate (I pay it off every month but whatever). Anyway, they said that since Hussein has been in office and the economy has been so bad that they aren’t lowering anyone’s interest rates. Ah ha, it’s now Obama’s fault!!!