Somewhere in the middle east..... it's date night.
Posted on 01/14/2011 4:18:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ........................he farted.
The End
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Somewhere in the middle east..... it's date night.
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After over two years and numerous setbacks,
This afternoon after work I'm driving my restored 69 VW convertible to get the required state safety inspection. It will be officially on the road TODAY!!!!!
This has been a body-off, full resto-mod. I did all the work myself, engine, body, paint, suspension, etc. except the front end ball joints (didn't have the tools) and installing the windshield (didn't want to break it). Still have a few final touches, like the stereo and carpet left to do.
TPIUWP (this post is useless without pix) ;-)
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Sorry, no pics yet. It’s still filthy from all the work, but with temps pushing 50 tomorrow I plan to wash and wax, then take pics.
Tune in next week on the silliness thread for the pics.
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