I wonder who thought of the new slogan for the Memorial-Pep Rally?
Didn't they know it was already taken?
Are they there for the memorial or a rally for Obama? Nice t-shirt(s)....
But....this is not a campaign rally...just a memorial.....riiight....
Opening music
"We Are The World" followed by "Don't Stop Believing" for that all-important Clinton nostalgia.
A Native American blessing
"Screw the white eyes!"
Welcome by University of Arizona President Robert N. Shelton
"In our diversity is strength. Welcome to all of our undocumented comrades. And, by the way, screw the white eyes!"
The playing of the National Anthem
Glory to the Motherland, united and free! The stronghold of the friendship of the peoples! The Party of Lenin, power of the people, It leads us to the triumph of Communism.
Remarks by President Shelton
"I see a few more undocumented faces in the crowd. Welcome!"
Remarks by a University of Arizona Student
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Remarks by Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R)
"What the hell are all these undocumented people doing in here?"
Remarks by Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano
"Once the incident occurred, the system worked."
Remarks by U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder
"Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards."
Remarks by President Obama
“I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face.”
Moment of silence
Applause
(shout out to JennysCool for that one)
And yet, he is STILL
Physicians vs. Gun Owners
Physicians
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health &Human Services)
Now think about this:
Gun Owners
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do"
Fact: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
