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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    Thanks to Lazamataz's new book, I came across some other silliness:   ***BREAKING*** Woman Shot in her own Driveway* Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/22/2014 5:33:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Random Silliness When : On Friday, DUHDo you know someone that drives like this? Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer...
  • The FRiday Night Movie - The Woman in the Window (1944)

    08/15/2014 9:23:17 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 8 replies
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    This week's movie is a superb film noir directed by Fritz Lang and starring Edward G. Robinson. Robinson is a middle-aged, straight-arrow professor whose momentary lapse in judgment draws him into a web of deceit, murder, and coverup. Co-starring Joan Bennett, Raymond Massey, and Dan Duryea.
  • ***The Official Friday Silliness Thread***

    08/15/2014 5:27:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Relaxation Day When : August 15th Relaxation Day is a day to kick back and do nothing. Ahhhh! What a great day. The stresses, the hustle and bustle seemingly consumes us, every day of the year. Even Sundays are no longer days of rest and relaxation. There never seems to be a day to just kick back and relax.  For those us with a hectic lifestyle, Relaxation Day is a day to look forward to. It provides a break from the madness of your busy work and personal schedule. Todays is the day to enjoy either doing absolutely nothing,...
  • what's your favorite tool in your toolbox?

    08/08/2014 6:48:05 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 165 replies
    me ^ | 8-8-14 | TZ
    what's your favorite tool? mine is a ratchet drive screwdriver with all the bits inside the driver head.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    Random Silliness anyone? Fed Up With "Frozen," 2 Dads Perform Parody Song   A good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?""Yep"."Would you like me to help you upstairs?""Yep".When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?""Yep".Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.” Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    It's Friday Silliness Time An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 139 replies
    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Love a Tree Day When: Always on May 16th It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two. Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies
    Welcome to the Silliness Thread! Just join right in, post your funny pictures, jokes, comments and random humor and it will make every ones day better. THIS JUST IN... A public school teacher was arrested today at Tampa International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious. 2.) Fair point. 3.) Well, he’s not wrong. 4.) Now THAT’S how you math. 5.) Touche. 6.) A+ 7.) That teacher is heartless. 8.) I love...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 132 replies
    Random silliness anyone?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/28/2014 4:09:28 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies
      A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/21/2014 4:48:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 129 replies
    Funny Valentine’s day quotesI trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 125 replies
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 195 replies
    Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning. A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl. New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon "Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon ."On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for...
  • Bishops urge daily Rosary, fast and abstinence on Fridays

    12/13/2013 3:16:06 PM PST · by NYer · 29 replies
    California Catholic Daily ^ | December 12, 2013
    Archbishop Cordileone at USCCB meeting in Nov. (photo by Addie Mena of CNA) The following comes from a Dec. 6 press release issued by the U.S. bishops.The U.S. Catholic bishops have launched a pastoral strategy addressing critical life, marriage and religious liberty concerns. The five-part strategy or call to prayer was approved by the bishops in November and is set to begin after Christmas. The overall focus is to invite Catholics to pray for rebuilding a culture favorable to life and marriage and for increased protections of religious liberty.Campaign components include monthly Eucharistic holy hours in cathedrals and parishes, daily...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/22/2013 4:38:26 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high. "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 114 replies
    SILLY BUILDINGS This gives new meaning to living in your car Who's ready for a picnic? I really love elephants This one is for the dogs Living in a Concerto Inspired by J.K. Rowling? That building is fishy I wouldn't want to go home to this, after a night of drinking Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry...
  • BART strike set for Friday; only 'miracle' could save train service [Bay Area Rapid Transit, Calif.]

    10/17/2013 8:05:49 PM PDT · by Lonely Bull · 24 replies
    San Jose Mercury News ^ | 10/17/2013 | Mike Rosenberg
    OAKLAND -- Exasperated BART union leaders announced they would shut down trains Friday morning after a breakdown at the bargaining table Thursday, setting the stage for the second Bay Area commute nightmare in three months. A wild round of back-and-forth press conferences at 4 p.m. brought to a live TV audience an outpouring of emotion from sleep-deprived negotiators and the departure of the nation's top mediator. Although union leaders have been threatening strikes for the past week, they sounded much angrier and more direct this time, and talks ended altogether. "Unfortunately, yes -- we are on strike as of midnight,"...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/20/2013 5:31:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 117 replies
    Time for some random silliness... Let's start out with a couple silly videos...Smile and say Green CardHow animals eat their foodHow To Make A Paper Airplane Fly ForeverDon't judge too quicklyInfectious Laugh
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/23/2013 6:14:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 147 replies
    Ride the Wind Day When : August 23rd Ride the Wind Day is a carefree day to soar above the earth. You can catch a ride with the breeze, or float along slowly like a gentle, late summer cloud. Summer will soon be over. Catching the drift of this day is easy. Just relax, and let the wind carry you away in whatever direction it is blowing. Leave your troubles and worries behind for a spell, as you waft in the air. Here are some great ways to enjoy Ride the Wind Day : Fly in an airplane Fly a...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/19/2013 6:09:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 92 replies
    Just think: if every white American became a Muslim, liberals would never criticize them again. No matter what they did. In a parallel universe, if Zimmerman had been shot by a white man, the shooter would be charged with a hate crime because George is...... A "minority"! And that's a fact! Watters’ World: ‘Amusement’ tax edition
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/28/2013 5:53:16 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Why not a "Free for All" Friday?    
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/07/2013 6:16:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 114 replies
    Is everyone ready for summer?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/31/2013 5:31:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 53 replies
    Today's thread is brought to you by the Letter "R" for Rapscallion Fun Facts of Federal Spending: A reality TV show in India. The Department of Agriculture’s Market Access Program spends $200 million a year to help U.S. agricultural trade associations and cooperatives advertise their products in foreign markets. In 2011, it funded a reality TV show in India that advertised U.S. cotton.Studying pig poop. The Environmental Protection Agency awarded a $141,450 grant under the Clean Air Act to fund a Chinese study on swine manure and a $1.2 million grant to the United Nations for clean fuel promotion.Amtrak...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/17/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    So, I woke up this morning, and the birds were singing, the sun was shining and all was right in the world. The high today is supposed to be 78°, with a slight chance of cooling.  I drove into work, where everyone is paid according to their ability, and I didn't see any illegals anywhere, because they've all been deported and the new Immigration laws have closed our borders and made sure no one can or will break the laws to get in illegally again.  And it especially helps since they put in that new moat with alligators down there......
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/29/2013 5:38:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day When : Always March 29th Smoke and Mirrors Day is a day of illusions. The term "smoke and mirrors" means something is not really as it appears to be. People often put up smoke and mirrors to hide something. This day is also referred to as the Festival of Smoke and Mirrors. We did not discover an actual festival of this nature. But, who needs historical facts to have fun an a special day? Let's get out and enjoy Smoke and Mirrors Day to the fullest. A large jet plane crashed on a...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/22/2013 6:08:29 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 84 replies
    National Goof Off Day When : Always March 22nd Now here's a day that just about everybody can relax and enjoy. It's a day to do anything and everything.....except what you're supposed to do today. Assuming you won't get in trouble at work or school, go ahead and play some golf, or play video games all day. Spend extra time surfing the net. Go out and spend the day window shopping with your favorite friend. Or, just read sit down and read a book or watch TV. This day is set aside for you to do anything you enjoy...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/08/2013 5:11:17 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Tips for Avoiding U.S. Drone Strikes One sure fire way to avoid being targeted is to assume the low information voter position. This is a modified duck and cover pose, just stick your head between your legs and…well you know the drill. Otherwise, here are some other suggestions: Join the church where Al Sharpton is a preacher. No one knows where it is.If you can’t find it, join the church Obama frequents.If you can’t find that: register as a Republican Senate candidate from New York, New Jersey, or California.Get a federal “green energy” loan, then declare bankruptcy. The U.S. government...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/01/2013 4:35:54 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    National Freedom Day When : Always February 1st National Freedom Day celebrates freedom from slavery, and recognizes that America is a symbol of freedom. National Freedom Day was established in 1948 to remind us that America stands for, and is a symbol of freedom for all people. The roots of this special day come directly from the end of slavery and the signing of the 13th amendment outlawing slavery. Celebrate this day by reflecting upon your own freedoms that you enjoy by being fortunate enough to be in America. Millions of people in the world are not free. Origin of...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday Favorites ~ January 18, 2013

    01/17/2013 6:04:26 PM PST · by Kathy in Alaska · 70 replies
    Serving The Best Troops and Veterans In The World !! | beachn4fun
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. Fabulous FRiday FAVORITES Today we're having a little change of pace. Let's doWHO CARES? With so much junk on the televisionand on the Internet, especially about celebrities, I hear myself saying more often than not...WHO CARES? For instance: Kim Kardasdain is preggers...WHO CARES? OR: Kim Kardasdain and Kayne West are moving in togther...WHO CARES? Steven Spielberg got former President Bill Clintonto present clips of Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln." WHO CARES? How...
  • Friday penance in the Octave of Christmas revisited (Fr. Z reverses himself)

    12/29/2012 5:24:09 PM PST · by Hieronymus · 6 replies
    WDTPRS ^ | Dec. 29, 2012 | Fr. John Zuhlsdorf
    Yesterday I facetiously posted about Friday penance during the Octave of Christmas. Days (other than Sunday) within the Octave of Christmas are not “heavy enough” (as a “solemnity” would be) to “outweigh” the Friday obligation to do some sort of penance as determined by the conferences of bishops. In the 1962 Missale Romanum they are “II class”, which corresponds to the newer, non-traditional calendar’s “feast”. In the 2001 Missale Romanum they are categorized as second class, as “feasts”. If, howeverm you are at a parish named “Holy Innocents”, such as that great place in Manhattan, and the Feast of the...
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    12/14/2012 5:04:40 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write Santa a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to Santa , USA , they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank you note to Santa, which read:...
  • Walmart says Black Friday "best ever" despite walk-out threat

    11/24/2012 9:21:50 AM PST · by Libloather · 14 replies
    WSFA ^ | 11/23/12 | John Shryock
    Walmart says Black Friday "best ever" despite walk-out threatBy John Shryock Updated: Nov 23, 2012 1:23 PM EST **SNIP** Threats to derail the company's plans came from the United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) which seeks to unionize Walmart's workforce. Walmart has fought such efforts to unionize for years. Last week, the company filed an unfair labor practice charge with the National Labor Relations Board to stop the UFCW's attempts to encourage employee walk-outs. "Only 26 protests occurred at stores last night and many of them did not include any Walmart associates," Walmart President and CEO Bill Simon said. "We...
  • Planned Parenthood Abortion Clinic Offers Black Friday Discount

    11/23/2012 1:42:52 PM PST · by NYer · 22 replies
    Life News ^ | November 23, 2012 | Steven Ertelt
    A Planned Parenthood abortion clinic in souther Florida is offering a black Friday discount — including $10 off a visit to the abortion center today.Planned Parenthood of South Florida and the Treasure Coast offered the special, saying, “Visit our West Palm Beach or Kendall Health Center for special after Thanksgiving savings on Friday, November 23rd.”Pro-life blogger Jill Stanek noticed the Black Friday discount and responded, “Planned Parenthood brings new meaning to the term, “Black Friday,” doesn’t it?”This is the same abortion business where the chair of the national Democratic party headlined a small rally last year.Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz was...
  • The Black Friday Death Spiral for Retailers

    11/21/2012 5:40:34 AM PST · by ExxonPatrolUs · 32 replies
    Minyanville ^ | Nov 20, 2012 | Carol Kopp
    Retailers -- Web-based and real-world -- have trained consumers to demand a bargain, and now they're living with the results. MINYANVILLE ORIGINAL A couple of guys are camped out in the parking lot of a mall outside Pittsburgh, having arrived last Friday in order to be first in line when Best Buy (NYSE:BBY) opens its doors for Black Friday sales. They had hoped to set a nationwide record, but have since learned that some people showed up even earlier at one of the stores in California. They feel that this is cheating, since winter camping is a lot easier on...
  • Hot dog! Friday abstinence may be back, and this ‘old Catholic’ is ready to embrace it

    11/18/2012 3:18:25 PM PST · by NYer · 101 replies
    OSV ^ | November 25, 2012 | Greg Erlandson
    Want to feel old? Talk to anyone under the age of 50 about meatless Fridays. Odds are, they will have no memory of it. They will have no knowledge of why Catholics were called “mackerel snappers,” nor will they laugh at tired George Carlin routines about going to hell for eating a hot dog. And they sure as heck won’t know why many restaurant chains still have their fish specials on Fridays. But for all you youngsters, you might get ready: Friday abstinence may be coming back. Once upon a time, children, Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays as a small act of...
  • Is Black Friday edging out Thanksgiving? (Shoppers started camping out last week)

    11/18/2012 1:17:47 PM PST · by Libloather · 79 replies
    CNN ^ | 11/18/12 | Bob Greene
    Is Black Friday edging out Thanksgiving?By Bob Greene, CNN Contributor updated 10:27 AM EST, Sun November 18, 2012 (CNN) -- The debate over whether the hand-to-hand-combat excesses of Black Friday represent a grotesque over-commercialization of the holiday season has lost its meaning. The point is no longer whether or not Black Friday tarnishes the holidays. The point is that Black Friday has become a holiday of its own. It will arrive again this week, even as Americans are still sitting at their Thanksgiving dinner tables. Black Friday -- with its door-buster sales, hordes of frenzied shoppers shoving for position, employees...
  • 10 Things Stores Won't Say About Black Friday

    11/17/2012 6:32:13 AM PST · by ExxonPatrolUs · 23 replies
    Smart Money ^ | 11-16-12 | ANNAMARIA ANDRIOTIS
    1. "Expect pandemonium at the stores." 2. "We ruined Thanksgiving." 3. "Black Friday came early." 4. "You should have stayed home." 5. "Prepare for violence." 6. "Won't give us your email address? Say goodbye to some deals." 7. "Don't expect good quality." 8. "We market to women (but not the best deals)." 9. "Don't be fooled by credit card discounts offers." 10. "We'll try to keep you in the store all day."
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    09/28/2012 6:05:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 131 replies
    Just some random silliness today folks...
  • A Observation for a Friday

    09/21/2012 1:36:53 PM PDT · by Fedupwithit · 7 replies
    9/21/2012 | Fedupwithit
    The Mitt Romney camp have been hammered in the press, speaking about ‘the 47%’ of the electorate, but they have presented themselves and their ideas to no fewer than ‘the 100%’ of the electorate. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have stood in front of known liberal hostile groups such as AARP and the NAACP and spoken about what they believe in, and taken much heat for it. The media adores playing soundbites of crowds booing the Republican hopefuls. On the flip side however, what ‘hostile group’ has Barack Obama spoken to? Has Barack Obama had the stones to stand in...
  • ****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

    08/31/2012 5:52:25 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies
    Seriously, what kind of sick person puts a zebra in a coloring book?time to shine me: how was the roman empire cut in half friend: idk me: with a pair of caesars
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    08/10/2012 6:01:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 114 replies
    Lazy Day When : August 10th Lazy Day is your chance to goof off, and definitely not work. And, it definitely comes at a good time. Hot, muggy weather makes it easy to kick back and be lazy for a day. If summer chores are not done by now, they can just wait one more day. It is best spent on a hammock, along with your favorite summer beverage. Whoever said "There's no lazy days...just lazy people." Well, we respectfully disagree. Today is proof positive. It is indeed a Lazy Day. And, we consider that a good thing. If...
  • CHICK-FIL-A SHOULD GIVE ALL FRIDAY PROFITS TO THE CHARITY OF THEIR CHOICE!

    08/01/2012 5:27:46 PM PDT · by ealgeone · 85 replies
    vanity | 08-01-12 | ealgeone
    Chick-Fil-A should donate all proceeds from Friday's sales to their favorite family focused charity.
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    07/27/2012 5:57:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 41 replies
    Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Three American citizens were standing outside the stadium where the Olympics were being held, bemoaning the fact that none of them could afford a ticket.  All three wanted SO much to be able to see the athletes from their native land compete. ...
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    07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 72 replies
    Fool's Paradise Day When : July 13th This special day seems a bit like an oxymoron. How can a fool reach, or experience, Paradise? And, how could a place BE Paradise, if fools inhabit the place? We don't know the answers to these important questions. We can only speculate, as we have yet to find the creator of this special day. We will leave the philosophical thought about this day to you the reader. In the meantime.................. Have a wonderful Fool's Paradise Day! Or you can celebrate.................. Embrace Your Geekness Day When : July 13th  Embrace Your Geekness Day...
  • Forkless Friday at Obama event (Secret Service confiscates forks at Latino event!)

    06/22/2012 2:43:40 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 48 replies
    The Politico ^ | June 22, 2012 | Josh Gerstein and Reid J. Epstein
    LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. --Does a fork or dinner knife pose an unacceptable danger to President Barack Obama? One wouldn’t think so, given the hundreds of lunches and dinners he’s attended ranging from state dinners to political fundraisers to run-of-the-mill stops on the rubber-chicken circuit. However, at one such lunch Friday afternoon, guests heard an unusual announcement that they needed to hand over their silverware for security reasons. “It’s very important that you use your utensils as soon as possible,” National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials board member Raquel Regalado told about 1000 delegates at the group’s annual...