[IrishCatholic]

Are you kidding? That’s the HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

Only on FR can you find such news.

[Calvin Locke]

Not true. A similar thing happened in MA a few years ago. Sans "Daddy".

Thieves broke in, saw a container with "Charlie" (a street name for
cocaine) on it, and proceeded to snort the remains of the former
family dog.

The best fictional take-off, imho, was the Married...with
Children Labor Day cookout epi.