[Portcall24]

You’ll never hear, “Pull my finger” in Malawi.

[brushcop]

Liberalism, Communism, Socialism is a mental disorder. Flatulance outlawed, murder okay, as long as it’s directed to the right crowd.

[PIF]

Descent into madness.

[Grizzled Bear]

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.

This is particularly embarrasing when the elder is actually guilty and the children do not believe the "Barking Spider" claim.

[wita]

a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens

Damn, where did I go wrong?

[edpc]

Will it be a crime to watch Monty Python’s Holy Grail...?

[Bean Counter]

[Liberty Valance]

Banned in Malawi ...

[goseminoles]

How do you prove who ripped a silent but deadly(SBD) one?

[commish]

Hey Malawi! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[6SJ7]

I’m waiting for the government to enact a 10 day waiting period to purchase baked beans... for my own protection, of course.

[momtothree]

This is very confusing... does the one who “smelt” it is the one who “dealt” it and they will be arrested? I am assuming all dogs will be immediately arrested as well. That’s who my husband blames!

[Aevery_Freeman]

I smell an Al Gore behind this foul initiative!

[Hotlanta Mike]

[Mich Patriot]

Seriously? All joking aside, this is insane...not much different that passing a law banning bowel movements. Both are natural bodily functions. Common decency and public ridicule are normally enough to discourage release in inappropriate places.

[RobertClark]

This law would blow things out of proportion, talk about not passing the smell test. Does it include canine penalties as well?

[dfwgator]

'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

[Monkey Face]

That article is a real gas...

[magslinger]

I sat next to the Duchess for tea.
It was just as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal,
Were something phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me.

[w1andsodidwe]

Don’t let Michelle hear about this. She will find more foods to regulate. No more chili served a school. Will probably cause a reduction in allowable vegetables over all.