Reminds me of how I met my wife in a supermarket. In my cart I had a box of Protein 19 Cereal, a carton of 2% milk, some bananas and a carton of cigarettes. She looked into my cart and asked “What? Are you on a health kick?” She’s made me laugh ever since.
About six years ago I had a neighbor in the next building that was always hostile. But the worst was one day I was in the supermarket and three times he crashed his cart into me from behind demanding that I move faster.
At first I thought it was an accident. The second time I was trying to understand what his problem was. The third time I told him if he crashed his cart into me one more time I was going to break his neck right there.
He stopped but as it turned out a week later a guy that worked in the supermarket told me he hanged himself later that day. Which I suppose if he did it right did break his neck.