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Man finds a friend in goose
upi ^ | Feb. 19, 2011

Posted on 02/19/2011 1:26:04 PM PST by JoeProBono

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To: goat granny

“...stand your ground and when close enough grab them just behind the head.”

Yep, that works. Years ago, I took my kid to visit a two-bit zoo outside Pensacola, FL and there was a big black gander that took a dislike to only me and he continually attacked for several minutes...very eerie, could NOT get rid of him! Finally I grabbed the SOB by the neck and wings and tossed him over a fence into the donkey pen. His flying wing feathers were already clipped on one side so he couldn’t get out, but was he pi$$ed! I never figured out what his problem was... Probably a libtard!

JC


41 posted on 02/19/2011 8:13:55 PM PST by cracker45 (I don't believe in coincidences!)
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To: JoeProBono

That old bird knows she is hot stuff.


42 posted on 02/19/2011 8:18:02 PM PST by Mike Darancette (The heresy of heresies was common sense - Orwell)
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Thats funny, a goose doesn’t need a reason to be pissed, thats why you don’t turn your back on one..LOL I mean really I lol when I read your story..Farm geese can fly, but they just barely get off the ground, too big to fly far. They cannot get up in a tree, that’s why their mean as hell..:O)


43 posted on 02/19/2011 9:23:04 PM PST by goat granny
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If he’d like about 50 or 60 more “friends,” there is a flock wintering over in our cove that I’d like to send him. They tear my lawn to pieces and crap all over the place. My younger Lab, one of whose nicknames is “Goosechaser,” has been having a busy winter.


44 posted on 02/20/2011 10:42:54 AM PST by blau993
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45 posted on 02/20/2011 10:57:33 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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