Thin Mints melee: Woman accused of aggravated assault over Girl Scout cookies

Naples News ^ | February 21, 2011

[OriginalChristian]

The small image was bad enough. This size of this particular image should be accompanied with a warning. Its as bad (or maybe worse) than a Helen Thomas image.

[Vor Lady]

Samoas used to be coconut, caramel and chocolate drizzles.

[I Drive Too Fast]

I find it ironic that this 400 pound tub ‘o lard had Girl Scout thin mints. Well she would have had them, but her roommate was eating them. I guess them was fighting words.

[Cyber Liberty]

I think those are Tagalongs.

[PERKY2004]

Wow. Girl Scout Cookie Crime Spree Pinglist? :)

[Slings and Arrows]

There, but for the grace of a "No Solicitors" sign, go I.

[Daffynition]

Sugar high spazzes. Yikes high-fructose corn syrup kills!

[martin_fierro]

She was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

Facing Long Time over...

...Short Bread.

[Slings and Arrows]

*puts_on_sunglasses*

YAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

[martin_fierro]

WHERE MY PIE COOKIE, FOO'? Ping.

[dixiechick2000]

Not before a “No Personal Responsibility” ping list!

Get in line...;o)

[dixiechick2000]

I would kill for Thin Mints...and peanut M & Ms.

[dixiechick2000]

Nope...they are Thin Mints, and the Thin Mint lover is deadly.

Just cluing you in. Forewarned is forarmed...unless you’re already packing. ;o)

[Chunga]

I would kill for Thin Mints

They stopped making All Abouts and I am livid.

[dixiechick2000]

“They stopped making All Abouts...”

That’s because All Abouts was the most wuss cookie in the history of man. ;o)

“...and I am livid.”

Are you packing, too? lol

[TheOldLady]

Smart move. Obviously GS cookies cause nothing but violence and trouble.

[TheOldLady]

Goodness gracious, a dearth of maple syrup in Massachusetts? What’s the world coming to?

[Daffynition]

It's Denny's. I'm sure, at $80./gallon, this wasn't *real* maple surple. But that artificial stuff...definitely not worth fighting over. ;)

[TheOldLady]

Yes, high-fructose corn syrup with “maple(???)” flavoring is nothing to get a shiner for. :-)

The last time I tasted “maple(???)” syrup in a restaurant, I couldn’t tell what flavor it was, LOL!

[Daffynition]

Being Swamp-Yankees...that artificial corn syrup stuff has never darkened our doorway. No matter *how* expensive..ya gotta have the *real deal*. Black gold.