What morons! It reminds me of that WKRP in Cincinnati show where the news guy threw turkey out of helicopter, unaware that they couldn’t fly. It was funny on TV; not so funny when it involves real animals.
“...They’re hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement- OMG One just crashed through a windshield!!”
I never laughed so hard in all my life
You fail to differentiate between domesticated turkeys and wild turkeys.
http://www.norcrossws.org/html/wild_turkey.htm
“Flying: Turkeys are fantastic fliers for short distances. They can take-off like helicopters, going allmost (sic) straight up. And when they fly straight ahead, they go fast. A wild turkey was clocked at 55 miles per hour.”