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Spider bite causes four hour erection
Orange News UK ^ | 03-08-2011 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:19 PM PST by Red Badger

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.

Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction. Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail, "This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction. "The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death. Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules."These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity."Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."


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Are you happy to see me, or is that a spider in your pocket?......
1 posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:22 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

“Phoneutria Nigriventer Spider”


2 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:19 PM PST by headstamp 2
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To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death

Sort of like marriage?

3 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST by llevrok (SEIU? STFU.)
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To: Red Badger

Um, where does he have to bite?


4 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST by refermech
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To: Red Badger

Four hours is when it’s time to head to the ER according to the Viagra and Cialis pimps.


5 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:59 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: Red Badger

Spiderman, Spiderman... does whatever a spider can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk


6 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:19 PM PST by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: llevrok

Har!! A serious side effect!


7 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:40 PM PST by refermech
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To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Let's call it the date rape yourself drug.

8 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:55 PM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: Red Badger

Spider strength???


9 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:21 PM PST by HarleyD
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To: Red Badger
Eh, the spider has nothing on the Spanish Fly:


10 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:44 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Is that all?

11 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:51 PM PST by mnehring
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To: Red Badger
Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Oh great, a dead stiff.

12 posted on 03/08/2011 5:30:18 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder when Spider-Man 4 is coming out?


13 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:18 PM PST by Safrguns
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To: Red Badger

My spider sense is really tingling for you! B-)


14 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:23 PM PST by Nowhere Man (General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
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To: refermech

Anywhere, I guess. But this would explain the numerous sightings of gorillas wandering thru the jungles of Africa with foot-long hard-ons for hours on end.

Would also end all that “reptile dysfunction” that’s rampant in our jungles today.

Gives new meaning to the term “bite me”.

Maybe now we can “raise the dead”.

{if this comment hasn’t risen to the ocassion, let me know}


15 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: HarleyD

Hanging by a thread from the ceiling?........


16 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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"hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction"

Don't worry, Senator Reid. Stop spending so much time around Nancy Pelosi and you'll be good as new.

17 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST by Hunton Peck (The second rule of leftism: When caught lying, lie louder.)
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To: Red Badger

“The itsy bitsy spider went up the trouser trout....”


18 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:51 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: Red Badger
Wasn't there something similar to this on the TV show 1,000 Ways To Die?

Cheers!

19 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:57 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Red Badger

Something similar to this was part of the story line in the TV series “Off the Map” recently. ;-)


20 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:06 PM PST by doc1019
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To: Red Badger

I hear Mick Jagger used bees.


21 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:10 PM PST by Scanian
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; neverdem; BillyBoy; AuH2ORepublican; SunkenCiv; Kaslin

One could make big money ranching these spiders! Maybe Bob Dole could do some commercials for them.


22 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:52 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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To: Red Badger
‘The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the....’
23 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:56 PM PST by JPG (May the WI GOP stay united and strong.)
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To: Red Badger

Where can I get one of these here spiders?


24 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:03 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Red Badger
Aww c'mon man! I'm starting to feel like the Maytag repairman here.

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25 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:41 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Revolting cat!

That looks like a cinch bug.....


26 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:41 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: buccaneer81

Nah, all you have to do is carry a picture of Helen Thomas in your wallet.


27 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:57 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only A Painter Or A Liberal Can Change Black To White.)
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To: Red Badger

“Arachnophobia” rules!


28 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:17 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Nowhere Man

LOL!... Spidey Sense Tingling!... wish I’d thought of that.


29 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:20 PM PST by Safrguns
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To: humblegunner

side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death ping


30 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:20 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: mylife
Oh great, a dead stiff.

Ever see "Clerks?"

31 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:03 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: MARTIAL MONK

Brazil...or soon to be on eBay.....


32 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:10 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Definitely got it up for that comment. Well done!!


33 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:22 PM PST by refermech
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To: ReverendJames
Nah, all you have to do is carry a picture of Helen Thomas in your wallet.

LOL!

34 posted on 03/08/2011 5:37:11 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: Red Badger

I'd Pay For That!

35 posted on 03/08/2011 5:38:21 PM PST by McGruff (Is it time to Drill Baby Drill yet?)
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To: Red Badger

If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult immediate medical attention!


36 posted on 03/08/2011 5:39:12 PM PST by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: thackney

Thanks.
I’ll keep that in mind while I don’t read the article.


37 posted on 03/08/2011 5:39:42 PM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Red Badger
If I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling a press conference. "Hey - dig THIS!!!!!!" LMAO

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

38 posted on 03/08/2011 5:40:59 PM PST by Viking2002 (RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!)
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I don't think it's 'itsy-bitsy'.......

39 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:20 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: buccaneer81

I don’t know if Ive ever seen the whole movie.


40 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:33 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Red Badger

Science! Those wacky scientists.......4 hours and a government grant...


41 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:33 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Red Badger

I believe the nurse said, “if you are bitten again, call me”


42 posted on 03/08/2011 5:42:18 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just restock [chg'd to comply w/ The Civility in Discourse Act of 2011])
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To: meyer

If it lasts more than 4 hours, find more women!


43 posted on 03/08/2011 5:42:26 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: Red Badger

44 posted on 03/08/2011 5:43:00 PM PST by NCjim (Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe I am just different from most guys, but I do not want a 4 hour erection.


45 posted on 03/08/2011 5:44:50 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Red Badger

OH BOY!

I know where THIS thread is goin’!!


46 posted on 03/08/2011 5:44:54 PM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: meyer

Dewey Cox: Sam? What you all doing in here?
Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don’t want no part of this.
Dewey Cox: What is it?
Sam: It’s medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.


48 posted on 03/08/2011 5:45:04 PM PST by Vasilli22
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Spider bite causes four hour erection

Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death

Sounds like a fair trade.

49 posted on 03/08/2011 5:45:33 PM PST by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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