[Sacajaweau]

My 30 year old daughter ran down a squirrel once. I thought I'd never get her to stop crying.

The girls at work decided to cure her. They called and said they were from the SPCA and someone had reported her as not making out a local police report and that she would be fined $50.00.

My daughter went nuts...she was boiling...

We all started laughing and told her it was only a joke.

I swear she aims for squirrels now.

[kara37]

My car is a squirrel death machine. It's only squirrels. I have never hit anything else. I don't even live in an area with a lot of squirrels, but that doesn't stop me from running over at least 4-5 per year.

It's become an ongoing joke in my family. My husband would never believe I wasn't try to run them down on purpose, until he saw it for himself a couple times. It's like they just jump out of nowhere at the precise moment to commit suicide.