Posted on 03/15/2011 2:18:12 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Doing well here, hope you and yours are too.
This lawsuit should be thrown out, but these days, who knows?
You’re a female attorney as well??????
"With chicks, and guns, and firetrucks and hookers and drugs and booze."
The last bachelor party I attended was proof that if you have one, you need to have it at least a week, preferably longer, before the wedding.
It was back in college, at a fraternity house, the wedding was the next day, and the groom got so drunk he passed out... Bad idea... One of the guys had this great idea... Strip the groom naked, and one of the med school students went and got some sponges and a bottle of betadyne. We painted his entire body with betadyne, with the exception of his hands, wrists, head and neck - EVERYTHING ELSE! So he’d look OK at the wedding the next day. But his soon to be wife would have a surprise on their wedding night!
Oh, and the guy who had the idea? That was the groom’s FATHER!
Mark
dude... she is smoking hot.
That guy is an idiot.
I nominate you for the best one liner of the day.
People, go back and read his line again, please.
Everybody:
Go back to posting 19 and hit “View Replies”
Is is a hoot.
I would rather have had the $62k for my first home.
A gold digging lawyer!
Hard to believe?
Ok,,,,,,,,maybe not.
You folks in Oregon sealing your selves in your homes with duct tape sealing enerything yet?
More money than brains. She got what she deserved.
I’m not hearing any sirens yet...
Looks fade ... being a nosy nagger only increases with age. I’m lucky I married a pretty gal with a great personality. 14 years and two kids later, things may be sagging a bit on both of us, but the relationship is still as strong a ever.
The Groom’s defense?
As they say, “A stiff prick knows no conscience” ...
“I’m one, too.”
You’re a female attorney?!
I’m not a guy, and I dont know what pornhub is. Someone showed me sime if these videos on their computer.
I always thought Bachelor Party was Tom Hanks greatest performance.
Could have been worse. She could have caught him screwing her maid of honor at the reception.
Heh. Well, I could have been more careful phrasing that one.
Glad to have provided a humorous interlude to so many, and with so little effort.
Glad to provide you some amusement. And, it seems, turnabout is fair play.
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