Is there Internet in Heaven? I already know there’s no beer there.
If there ain’t no beer I’m not goin’. Well, I’m probably not goin’ anyway but what the hell.
I hope the bit-rate is better than this infernal DSL I'm currently on!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
How do you know there is no beer? Because the ancient Egyptians invented it? There will be wine, why not beer?
But there's wine:
Matthew 26:29 (New International Version, ©2011)
29 I tell you, I will not drink from this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in my Fathers kingdom.