[Daffynition]

I suppose if he had been wearing this t-shirt, all would have been well.

[Tax-chick]

Sure, the administration would quickly have expelled anyone who even looked at him funny.

Maybe the kid is crazy - certainly the gasoline is a bizarre idea, although the knife made sense - but even if he’s nutty as baklava, a boy ought to be able to wear his Scout uniform without being harassed about it. I hate schools.