He should have his right hand super-glued to his pee-pee.
Heehee!
I forgot to tell you to become a fan of Chris Plante on Facebook, if you haven’t already. A bunch of us from FR are there (VirginiaRidgerunner; HonestConservative; IMissPresidentReagan, and more...)
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Chris-Plante/56953118652