To: Tucker39
Ugly enough to make an onion cry...
So ugly she’d have to sneak up ona glass of water to get a drink...
So ugly, in High School she prayed for acne...
So ugly, even a nice personality wouldn’t help...
So ugly that if I had a dog that looked like her, I’d shave its a*s and make it walk backwards...
So ugly that when she was born, the doctor smacked her mother...
71 posted on
04/07/2011 9:12:44 PM PDT by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: PzLdr
Why does Kathy Griffin walk on the beach?
Because she's so ugly, if she sat in the sand the cats would try to bury her.
75 posted on
04/07/2011 9:20:33 PM PDT by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: PzLdr
You forgot:
So ugly that if she stood on the tracks, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
76 posted on
04/07/2011 9:21:01 PM PDT by
The Cajun
(Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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