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Not real funny but anyway

A woman, married three times, walked
into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a
wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam,” replied the sales
clerk, “exactly what type and color are
you looking for?”

The bride-to-be said: “A long frilly
white dress with a veil.”

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then
said, “Please don’t take this the wrong
way, but gowns of that nature are
considered more appropriate for brides
who are being married the first time -
for those who are a bit more innocent,
if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory
or sky blue would be nice?”

“Well,” replied the customer, a little
peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I
can assure you that a white gown would
be quite appropriate. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages, I remain as
innocent as a first time bride.

You see, my first husband was so
excited about our wedding, he died
as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into
such a terrible fight in the limo on
our way to our honeymoon that we
had that wedding annulled immediately
and never spoke to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?”
asked the sales clerk.

“That one was a Democrat,” said the
woman, “and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and
told me how good it was going to be,
but nothing ever happened..”