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1 posted on 04/12/2011 4:46:39 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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Yes, bird words two weeks in a row! Pure coincidence, I assure you.


2 posted on 04/12/2011 4:48:05 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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A morning dove places her nest along the fence ledge outside my dining room window each year. She had two eggs a few months ago, one blew out and it appeared she had abandoned the second, then disappeared too. But a few days ago she was back, and hasn’t left - so there may be a quab beneath her again.


5 posted on 04/12/2011 4:59:11 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA ("Elections have consequences...." Barry O. Thank you Scott Walker and WI Republicans!!)
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To: SoothingDave
Quab

1) A quab is a term used to describe the situation where you walk into your room and find you uncle and an octopus under your sheets.

Nephew: Oh my god uncle frank?
Uncle: Oh hello billy, why dont you go out and play some baseball, huh sport?
Nephew: bu but but but....
Uncle: *Pushes out of room* Now run along now.

I report. You decide.

7 posted on 04/12/2011 5:12:40 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
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If I were to say that Obama is a preening, strutting quab, I would be understating the effect his puerile actions have on our great Nation.

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
8 posted on 04/12/2011 5:14:07 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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To: SoothingDave
I once got into a taxi in NYC and had the driver welcome me to his quab.
9 posted on 04/12/2011 5:15:29 AM PDT by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: SoothingDave

Roast Squab with Creole Rice dressing.

10 posted on 04/12/2011 5:52:26 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (To conserve energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off permanently.)
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Under the general category, "Quotes from Quabs":

Houston Chronicle headline (above the fold) from 7 years ago, April 2004 ---

KERRY BLAMES BUSH FOR RISING GAS PRICES

April 2011 - Who is Ketchup Boy blaming today for rising gas prices? (....crickets chirping....)

23 posted on 04/12/2011 7:06:55 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (Save America - Fire a democrat.)
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