[shibumi]

Never begin a first name with the syllable “La-” or “Da-” or “Ka-” or “Ta-” and never put a capital letter in the middle of a name.

[Barnacle]

Never begin a first name with the syllable “La-” or “Da-” or “Ka-” or “Ta-” and never put a capital letter in the middle of a name.

Ditto for name endings.

[ModelBreaker]

“Never begin a first name with the syllable “La-” or “Da-” or “Ka-” or “Ta-” and never put a capital letter in the middle of a name.”

Apostrophes are a surefire branding, too. The only way the kid gets out of that is becoming a pro-bowler.

[patriot08]

LOL Good one.

[Jeff Chandler]

I once met a corporate receptionist with the name “Latrina” on her name tag.

[mountn man]

Or Sha

As in Shanaynay
Or Shaniqua
Or Shaquille
Or Shawon
Or Shawanda

Can't forget Bon

As in Bon Qui Qui
Bon Qui Qui

[Shimmer1]

I finally noticed, when an adult, that my birth certificate has my middle name spelled as DeLaine. I spell it Delaine.