[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I’ve yet to have a good homemade can of Spam.

[An American in Turkiye]

"I’ve yet to have a good homemade can of Spam."

Easy! Place 1 pound of pre-cooked pork byproducts, including lips, jowls, and A-holes, in a blender. Add 1 package unflavored jello and 3 shakers of salt stolen from Wendy's. Blend well. Pour into well-greased mini Velveeta cardboard bottom. Chill. Once set and congealed, slice and eat. If in Hawaii, fry in bacon fat, place on mound of rice, and pour gravy until covered. Top with fried egg and eat with chopsticks.