[APatientMan]

“The report said one victim had a soda can smashed in his face and his wallet stolen, while the other was punched repeatedly in his face.”

I don’t understand. Why didn’t they just dial 911? Was there no phone service? I wish 0bama would close the soda can show loop!

[APatientMan]

loop = loop hole. yeah, yeah...

[Jack Black]

Anyone hits me with a soda can in the face, even if I'm not armed, it going to get the beat down of their life, possibly their last. I may be overwhelmed by the mob buy I will hold onto that little f*ck*r by the neck until he is stone cold knocked out. If it's more than that, well TFB for him.

It has been my experience with several-on-one fights that decisively putting one down and out really chills out the rest.

Pick one, incapcitate one. Move on. Repeat. Not too many teens are gonna be there by the time you have a few punks twitching or still at your feet.

I seriously doubt more than one shot would ever be needed, for the same reason. Pick the ringleader and cap 'em. The rest will flee like the cockroaches they are.