[Mears]

One of the most clever posts I’ve read in a long time.

Thanks for the laugh.

Mears from The Bay State.(Sad,isn’t it?)

[Kenny Bunk]

My most serious philosophical thoughts seem to only amuse others. Tragic. (sob.)

Actually, our next civil war will be fought exclusively between African-Americans (formerly aka "Negroes") and Hispanics (formerly aka "Mexicans") over who gets to be in the Fire Department (formerly aka "Irish Welfare")

Based on past performance, I would say the town will burn down just as effectively under either group, because soon no white man will be able to afford a garden hose or a a faucet where it can be attached.