“Deadly assault weapons have no place in Massachusetts, Romney said”
As opposed to ‘assault weapons’ that just make you go “Owie!, that stings!” when you get shot with them?
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“These guns are not made for recreation or self-defense.”
I dunno. Last time I emptied a magazine from my uncle’s AR-15, I enjoyed the heck out of myself!
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“They are instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people.”
Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I’m hunting my fewoah man, huhhuhhuh!
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“and Mac-10 rifles”
I honestly didn’t know there was a carbine version of the Mac-10. I might have to get one now!
I'm sure the Loyalist governor of Massachusetts said something similar about those "deadly Brown Bess assault muskets", and "deadly Kentucky Assault Rifles". Good thing for us, Captain John Parker, et al, didn't listen.
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