Reasons to smoke
(1)Prevent Alzheimer’s disease
(2)Lose weight
(3)Financial adviser showed my retirement money running out before the actuarial table showed my death. If I can’t increase one, I have to decrease the other.
3 posted on 04/27/2011 8:01:25 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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