[Fletcher J]

Lazamataz, you stupid slut. If you don’t like John Wayne, then you’re an inbred, ignorant, anti-American steaming pile of bull-excrement. Bull excrement which has been eaten by a nasty buzzard, and then thrown up because it made the buzzard sick.

You, sir, are Buzzard bull-excrement puke! Buzzard bull-excrement puke which landed on the rotted, bloating carcass of a road-kill skunk.

You aren’t fit to be a festering, oozing, puss-filled boil on John Wayne’s magnificent all-American buttocks.

There, I hope this helps a little. Have a great weekend! :)

[Lazamataz]

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"If you don’t like John Wayne, then you’re an inbred, ignorant, anti-American steaming pile of bull-excrement. Bull excrement which has been eaten by a nasty buzzard, and then thrown up because it made the buzzard sick."

Fletcher, that "rant" on Lazamataz made me think of the Michael Martin Murphy song, "Where Do Cowboys Go When They Die"....

"And then say that I should wander by
and gaze upon the ground.
And wonder and ponder
on this object that I've found.
Well it sure makes me think of reincarnation,
of life and death and such.
And I ride away concludin' -
You ain't changed all that much"