Posted on 05/19/2011 8:24:38 AM PDT by wbill
“Cutting family get-togethers from 10 a summer down to 2, cut our planned funeral expenses by $18.457.02! Not to mention the cost of ammuntion!”
And then there’s always the required rounds of clays before dessert.
I don't make that joke too much anymore.
Made that crack to a buddy of mine. He replied, "Let me tell you about my brother's wedding, where the bride was charged with aggravated assault (and a few other things) and hauled away from the reception in handcuffs."
Must've been a heck of a wedding. :-)
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We have decided to make a huge sacrifice,
And have rented a little house-boat for the week.
It does sleep up to 18 - so anyone who would like to join us,
Com'mon in! The water is perfect!
And just think of all the money we will save!
(And there is a huge BBQ grill on deck, so lambs would be welcome!)
ping
There you go yorkie - all it needs is a little imagination to save huge bucks. I like your summer runabout but I will settle for the slower pace of the houseboat - after all it is a vacation and we need to recharge not exhaust ourselves visiting the Mediterraean or the Canary Islands. :)
We have potlucks. Everybody brings something. Turns out great and less work for everyone.
Here's the author's website. http://www.talboldo.com/ It's not a long stretch to imagine her writing this piece, athough she supposedly likes "Ayn Rand".
The really sad thing is Tal Baldo is getting paid to write this crap! Making even more money off her summer plans.
Wow the author’s Web site is even kookier than the article. You might be right!
We can be rich this summer PING!
Just whip out your guitar and we’ll sing us some campfire songs and roast marshmallows by the fire. That will save us tons of cash.
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