“Cutting family get-togethers from 10 a summer down to 2, cut our planned funeral expenses by $18.457.02! Not to mention the cost of ammuntion!”
And then there’s always the required rounds of clays before dessert.
I don't make that joke too much anymore.
Made that crack to a buddy of mine. He replied, "Let me tell you about my brother's wedding, where the bride was charged with aggravated assault (and a few other things) and hauled away from the reception in handcuffs."
Must've been a heck of a wedding. :-)