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To: wbill

“Cutting family get-togethers from 10 a summer down to 2, cut our planned funeral expenses by $18.457.02! Not to mention the cost of ammuntion!”


LOL. Incidentally, my family does tend to go through a good bit of ammo at family reunions. Somebody always has “a little somethin’ new - dont tell the missus” that needs some lead run through it just to break it in you know.

And then there’s always the required rounds of clays before dessert.


61 posted on 05/19/2011 10:50:07 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: freedomlover
Oh, I was talking about the ammo needed for the gunfights that always break out at my family get-togethers. :-)

I don't make that joke too much anymore.

Made that crack to a buddy of mine. He replied, "Let me tell you about my brother's wedding, where the bride was charged with aggravated assault (and a few other things) and hauled away from the reception in handcuffs."

Must've been a heck of a wedding. :-)

62 posted on 05/19/2011 10:53:58 AM PDT by wbill
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