[corbe]

My ‘not so better half’ also claims it makes her FAT. I can testify to that.

[gun_supporter]

I just wish the nannie-staters would stay out of it. Like college kids won’t drink to passing out anyways...yeah right! Personal responsibility has to come in somewhere.

All kids are going to do now is go to the extra trouble of making Jungle Juice, with who knows what in it (drugs, ruffies?)—at least with 4Loko, you know what you’re getting.

[Lazamataz]

My ‘not so better half’ also claims it makes her FAT. I can testify to that.

If your wife ever puts on jeans, then asks "Does this make my butt look big", respond as lovingly as you can, "No honey. Those don't make your butt look big. WHAT MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK BIG IS THE DIMPLY-COTTAGE-CHEESE NASTY JIGGLY FAT HANGING OFF THAT UNTONED ASS, AND YOUR NASTY SWEATY PASTY LOOKING THIGHS THAT YOU SOMEHOW WADDLE AROUND ON, DEFYING THE PHYSICS IN EVERY WAY! THE DAY I AGREED TO MARRY YOU IS THE DAY HELL ARRIVED ON EARTH!!!!! AUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!! AUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!