Then I read your reply and calmness reasserted itself. Given the fundamental truth to your claim, I acquiesce that perhaps there is a need for SWAT teams and warrantless access to property.
Personally, they should leave in the woods (after shutting of her cell phone service) until she comes out cold, dirty and hungry crawling on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness.
Or surround her with speakers blaring Lawrence Welk music until she cries uncle.
Either works for me. I’m worried that a SWAT Team might shoot a neighbor’s dog or some errant camper or woodcutter, so sending them seems a poor choice.
It won’t be pretty if she actually feathers one of those guys from a hidden position and a 15 year old girl might be that bat guano crazy.