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To: Daffynition

North Korea truly is a wonderful place to live, provided only one has not fallen into the trap - alas, all too common these days - of enjoying such bourgeois habits as eating, drinking, thinking, reading, marrying, procreating, and religious worship.

Then, too, one must not be overly reserved and prissily attached to such other bourgeois habits as protecting one’s genitalia from electric shock, one’s bones from fracture, one’s internal organs from rupture, and one’s mind from breakage caused by endemic insanity.

And, of course, if the notion of dying prematurely from a countless variety of diseases brought on by chronic malnutrition and slow starvation is somehow objectionable, then you may wish to seek residence elsewhere.

But, hey, if you can handle all that, North Korea is definitely for you!


23 posted on 06/01/2011 8:52:48 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer
I understand Kim Jong-il injects himself with the blood of virgins.


26 posted on 06/01/2011 9:26:53 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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