Now friends, put your hand on the radio. Now put your other hand on the radio. And now, put your other hand on the radio.
Now put your hand on your checkbook. Now put your other hand on an envelope. Now put your other hand on a stamp.
Then put your schvonz on the chopping block...
Ah, I remember — a “liner” (as we call in in radio) from the Howie Carr show.