Funny thing, I do a little bar tending at the American legion where a lot of people have these parties
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1. 9 times out of ten the children of the bride or the groom are picked to be ring bearer or flower girl. Yes you read right most of them have kids either out of wedlock or from another wedding that didn’t work out.
2. Buying an expensive wedding gown and having your tattoos show is pretty dumb.
3. Do not get falling down drunk on your wedding day.
4. there is no way to hide a 6 month pregnanacy in a white gown.
5. Park your car 25 miles up the road where it can be hidden easily and tell no one where it is.