[Salamander]

My savage, blood thirsty beast is a support dog.

[of course, he did kill 4 examiners before he passed his final test but what the hell...bit happens]

Now stop being so violent, insecure and liberal.

You and your wolf spreading programs are making me sick.

:-P

[LongElegantLegs]

Don't ruffle my bustle 'cause I'm a violent, insecure pitt(?) bull owner.

I will straight up flounce you to death.