"Young man, please be kind to my daughter, because if you aren't, I don't mind going to prison again!..LOL!
When my daughter was a HS freshman, she got asked to prom by a Band Beast whom she, also a band beast, was not too sure of. But she wanted to go to prom, so she asked me to be in the living room, CLEANING MY SHOTGUN, when he arrived for the pre-prom date.
I was. I didn’t know beady little eyes could get so large. :)
But we lied and told him it was a joke, it wasn’t.
However, it also worked. He was a perfect gentleman on that date and on prom night. Normally he was “Handy Andy”, as reported later by other girls. But NOT WITH MY DAUGHTER. :)
Now I have a “Serious Social Purposes” Shotgun that I will be cleaning, God Wiling, when some boys comes to pick up my granddaughters, in 9 to 11 years. If not, my son in law can be cleaning it instead.
Maybe we both should be cleaning guns, when the guys come to pick up the twins? :) I could be cleaning my AR or the scoped G3? What do y’all think?