Skip to comments.Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer; Says "True Love Can Be Ageless"
Posted on 06/20/2011 12:41:39 PM PDT by Lmo56
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LOL, love the Jerry Lee reference there.
Anyway, it's more like "great balls afire".
What would the wrong reason be?
Improper use of American flag!!!
Stodden, whose website features photos of her naked and wrapped in an American flag on a beach, is a former Miss Washington USA contestant.
In one of her videos, Dont Put It On Me, she appears to be holding a yard glass, most often used for drinking alcohol.
Courtney photo of video Car Candy.
X-Files -— yuch it’s Tooms!
We just watched the old movie on television last week. My teen son was watching and when he realized that the wife was 13 and his cousin.... let’s just say that the blood drained out of his face!! It was hysterical!
WHY didn't I listen to you?!?!?! And why is she torturing military bases with her horrible music??!? Isn't it enough that they've been through a war?? If she really loves them she will stop singing.
She looks like she has 16 years of street experience.
First, if you’re 51 and your new wife’s 16 and looks like that, you don’t need Viagra.
Second, I think the last 16-year-old who looked like that was Traci Lords.
I don’t think the military is going to listen to her sing...
I realize that, but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s 16. Her parents are really giving Dina and Michael Lohan a run for parents of the year.
Well, when I first wore a uniform, I was 18 and dating a 16 year old (well trying to, as much as you can date an Orthodox Jewish girl who lived on another continent with strict, armed, parents), so I can’t say much.
In short, the only thing she is doing right is going to military bases.
Percy Wetmore do a little dance
see em squishin’ in his pants...
There’s 13-year-olds out there getting cosmetic surgery. Age means nothing. An ethical plastic surgeon would never give a 16-year old girl breast implants, but ethics means little these days to many people, especially if there’s a screaming stage mother on the other end of the phone line.
The writer got his timeline wrong.
She looks like she has been in the country music business for 16 years. Bet that’s the case.
Yea no kidding, something really gross about that.
Older men don't need hotter looking girls or viagra. They need women with some interest and enthusiasm. A lot of young good looking women think their share of the sex act is being available. "Hey I'm here, do your stuff". Not much of a turn on to a man out of adolescence.
Only boys under 18 think there is some sort of positive correlation between a woman's looks and her interest (or capabilities) in sex. Plenty of hotties aren't worth diddly in the sack, which makes them pretty undesirable after the first time, unless you're 18.
BTW, skinny chicks with big fake boobs are not hot.
He was also in “Space:Above & Beyond”, playing El-Roy El, one of the “artificial intelligence” units that went rogue, torturing and killing humans for fun.
Oh, calm down, it was a joke.
So....my formula says I could get away with a 37 year old. Hell.....I’m afraid that’s just a heart attack..... (Besides, there ain’t no 37yo female that would have me - unless I hit the lotto)
I’m as patriotic as anyone, but wiping her XXXX with the Flag does not make me want to listen to her music.
You should send this th Hugh Hefner. He thinks the rule is half DIVIDED by 7!
Well I’m older than the Green Mile actor and I have a two year old now. I met my wife when she was 25 and we were married when she was 27.
In my case I was never a player or cheated on anyone I dated. Wasn’t married before. I love my wife and child and do my best to make life good for them both.
That aside, 16??? The maturity would not be there to make a rational decision IMO.
So.....like...you’re like a movie producer or something, huh? Seriously, glad you found someone.
We are happy. I’m not a super wealthy person.
We have the one little boy, she would like another but I worry about being maybe 72 when a second one would graduate HS.
The economy is also so bad that I really worry about going from comfortable no matter what to maybe a little at risk financially having more than one.
She went from wanting none, to at most one to now wanting two.
I am calm . . . and stop calling me Shirley.
For real. Wealth should be measured in half-lives. One half-life for each marriage. :-)
>>> Im as patriotic as anyone, but wiping her XXXX with the Flag does not make me want to listen to her music. <<<
No, perhaps not. But you best snap to attention and salute the flag none the less. ;-/
I remember seeing a Divorce-Barbie at Toys R Us. It came with all Ken’s stuff.
He’s following the twentieth-your-age plus seven rule.
Alternate headline: "White trailer trash sl-t marries d-ckhead."
Dollars to doughnuts that they are divorced within a couple years and she profits a million or so. From her perspective, it's a great deal:
She profits a million, or at least a few hundred thou, before her 18th birthday.
She gets publicity and access she would never have gotten had she married a 25-year old, or just slept around on Hollywood sets.
She really is one of the most sl-tty looking blondes I've ever seen. No offense to you fellows who think she's hot.
Not only would I NOT have brought her home to meet Mom, I wouldn't have been seen in the same state with her.
Like you don’t really need it, you are just doing them b/c you can and want to see if it makes you feel 20 again...
'Ceptin' at closing time, after you've had 5-6 beers, and she has her hand on your johnson over yer pantz ...
Then, she magically turns into a "Midnight Beauty" ...
better make that decision soon. The boy needs a sibling close enough in age to be a companion. Speaking from experience.
She does not look 16... Looks 25 or maybe 30
Although if you go to the original article and click on a link it definitely appears she was in the Miss Teen USA contest last year, unless the page was tampered with or she was cheating on the contest age rules.