Alternate headline: "White trailer trash sl-t marries d-ckhead."
Dollars to doughnuts that they are divorced within a couple years and she profits a million or so. From her perspective, it's a great deal:
She profits a million, or at least a few hundred thou, before her 18th birthday.
She gets publicity and access she would never have gotten had she married a 25-year old, or just slept around on Hollywood sets.
She really is one of the most sl-tty looking blondes I've ever seen. No offense to you fellows who think she's hot.
Not only would I NOT have brought her home to meet Mom, I wouldn't have been seen in the same state with her.
'Ceptin' at closing time, after you've had 5-6 beers, and she has her hand on your johnson over yer pantz ...
Then, she magically turns into a "Midnight Beauty" ...