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To: RetSignman
you need potassium... you can get it at the dollar store

start with one before bedtime and increase till they go away

5 posted on 06/26/2011 1:58:06 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

I suggest bacon.

The salt helps.

If that doesn’t work, go outside and burn a koran. Roast marshmallows over it.

Then go back to bed.


11 posted on 06/26/2011 2:01:58 PM PDT by LyinLibs (All moslems are somewhere on the killing-you spectrum)
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To: Chode

I thought it was white phosphorous that was needed?....


96 posted on 06/26/2011 8:36:38 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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