Hey, fellas, I got a great idea! Let’s take the corn that is used to feed pigs, and turn it into an expensive and inferior motor fuel that ruins engines. Think of the amazing side benefits, increased deforestation, higher food prices, more fertilizer running off into the water table. I mean, like what could wrong?
We currently have a RECORD corn crop at the ready. Storing it as Bourbon just won’t cut it ~ we’ll need those ethanol plants.