Why, ah nevah heerd nuthin’ so perposteruss. We ‘uns heah at Jiffy Lube is ex-spurts! Ah demands a apollygee! Twinkie
My friend took his car to Dizzy Lube. They told him his (manual) transmission was totally dry of oil. Of course, he said, put some in. They proceeded to pour a couple of quarts of oil onto his clutch through the inspection hole in the bell housing.