[Vigilanteman]

What would be so hard about marketing a town called Dildo? I think such a name would really stick out and penetrate the minds of most people.

Add some local flavor like the Amish do offering horse and buggy rides in Intercourse, Pennsylvania and it could really sink in to the public psyche.

A few places offering shopping bags proclaiming "I [heart] Dildo" could even become as popular as our Pennsylvania version proclaiming "I [heart] Intercourse".