Oh come on. Go down to Mexico and bring us home their latest and greatest bacteria that was recently introduced to them from South America by their crowd of illegal aliens.
There's no need to go to Mexico. Their illegals are already bringing in those bacteria.
Heh, heh, when I want to travel I go to youtube home videos of all the world’s greatest ptomaine tourist traps.
Then I pour myself a drink, lean back and give thanks to G-d that I’m an American. Sure, I’ve traveled abroad, mostly in the line of duty and there isn’t one place outside this great country that doesn’t involve giving something up just to go there even if it’s for `vacation’.
For instance, look at these mega floating casinos they call cruise ships. Passengers spend more time learning about the dangers of going on board from theft to rape to kidnapping and who knows what else. My wife and I honeymooned in 1983 on an old converted passenger liner and the only warning then was not to miss lifeboat drill.
As for foreign ethnic cuisine, there’s the internet and any dish you can think of has dozens of recipes. Not that your typical restaurant kitchen is staffed with mental giants, either.
I’m newly retired and we haven’t begun to see all the sights and places of my home state of South Carolina. BTW, our muzzie problem is minimal as of this writing.