[IYAS9YAS]

Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.

Meh. I love "some assembly required." I get to get my tools out, and maybe, just maybe, I'll have a really good excuse to buy a new tool.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.”

I love some assembly required. Problem is 2 years later, when I am looking for something in the garage, I find a bag with a bunch of things labeled “spare parts.”