[mlocher]

And that’s a staggering amount of dihydrogen monoxide.

Please don't use such language. The left will think it is something that can be taxed.

[hellbender]

Dihydrogen oxide is a (gasp) greenhouse gas! No wonder quasars are so hot. We must get together with the UN and regulate dihydrogen oxide immediately, or we will burn up and be sucked into a black hole.

I expect a Nobel Peace Prize for this insight, but right now I need to rush off and found a bunch of hydrogen credit enterprises.